Bunty: I think you should get married now.
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
A boy's question on social media:
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Girl's reply:
Stay away from her!
Things that can change a woman's mood:
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation
Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
Teacher: Define alcohol.
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
Santa: My wife crashed my car.
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
