Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?
Preeto: Why?
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right!
On the first night of marriage:
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!
Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
Jeeto: You are useless.
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
