Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
Santa: Whiskeypedia!
Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
Is the man right or wrong?
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
True saying:
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what?
While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
Ailing Santa in a clinic:
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.
Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
