Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
A man woke up in hospital after an accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
Pinky: How do I look, daddy?
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
Pro tip:
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
Your google doubts - 1500
Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!
Banta: They say time is a great healer.
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
