Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
Santa is stunned!
Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
Banta: How?
Santa: Staying home away from home!
Banta: Why did you join social media?
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!
Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?
Doctor: Every two hours!
Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?
Banta: What?
Santa: Do not touch!
Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?
Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick!
Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
Banta: Which word?
Santa: Push and Pull!
Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir!
Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Santa: Because it's the scenter!
