Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma!
Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Pappu: A can't opener!
Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
When a woman says "We need to talk".
Why is it never about sports?
Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
Santa: I don't know, can you?
