Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?
Santa: Shoot myself!
Teacher: What is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours!
Girl: What are you looking at?
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Imagination!
Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
Girl: I like guys with high standards.
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
Women don't hold grudges.
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
