Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
Boy: Sach Mein?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
Boy: I Love You
Girl: I need some time and distance.
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
Girl: Hey?
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
