Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
Women have three sides:
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
Pappu: Nahi.
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
Pappu: Dad, how do I look?
Santa: With your eyes, son!
Interviewer: What's your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
