Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
Girl: How was the first date?
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
Ladies never make mistakes...
They date them!
At Starbucks:
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
How to lie to a woman?
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
