Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
Santa: Ireland.
Banta: How?
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
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they can't see you!
Santa: What did you learn today?
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.
Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
At a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Pappu: Coffee
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Santa: Retired!
On a Date:
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
