Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?
Girl: I came here to fart!
Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
Pappu: There is no food!
Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
Boy: Goodnight!
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?
Lawyer: A judge!
