Bunty: How is your crush?
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
When she says, "Let me think about it."
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.
Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
At a wedding function:
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!
