The only time a woman stands for another woman is when she's getting a group picture clicked to post on Facebook!
My new year resolution is to increase my Facebook friend list to at least 5000.
For this, I am launching my own
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"Aam Add-Me Party"!
Updating FB
Playing Candy Crush
Following on Twitter
And reading all Whatsapp messages... all night - made it hard for me to get up and go to work in the morning.
So I quit my
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job!
If Facebook wasn't there... it would have been really hard to know if it's cloudy, raining, fog, sunshine, snowfall - somewhere or not!
I like you and your Facebook walls so much that I want to like them time and again.
Unfortunately, FB doesn't give me that option!
Facebook - because time isn't going to kill itself!
Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"
Irony is when people post "Life is unfair" from their iPhones!
No one says you are ugly like Facebook asking... "Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they will leave you , too!
Sincerely,
ORKUT