Why does Facebook has an option of "Friend Request"? There should also be an option to select relatives and enemies!

Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook should surely qualify to be called as Facelift!

Dear Facebook friends,
Please do not post your pilgrimage pictures and make me feel guilty!

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One can't upload love;
One can't download time;
And one can't Google all the answers in life.
So just by logging into reality, one can like the status of one's life!

Dear Ladies,
This is my friend request and not a "Marriage Proposal". So please don't overact!

Reality of Life:
A person is not as bad as he looks in his Aadhar Card;
And he isn't that good as much as he looks in his Facebook picture!

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Never trust a person with only one Facebook picture...

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When one posts one's problems and agonies on Facebook, I just want to say,
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"Idiot, no one cares!"

Facebook is a mode of advertisement...
Advertisement of how is one feeling; but the real truth and fact of life is that true feelings can never be advertised or shown or told.
They're just felt deep down in one's heart!

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It's not important to have a long list of friends on Facebook...
Rather it's important to have at least one friend who can read your 'face' as a 'book'!