We learn from Facebook that doctors are almost useless.
We simply have to 'Like' and 'Share' a post to save someone's life!
Facebook is perfect place for those who have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
Smokers say smoking is hard to quit.
God...
Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook!
Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee's Facebook relationship status from 'Single' to "It's complicated"!
Deleting one's Facebook account is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll most probably be back in a few days!
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!
Dear people who update their "Facebook" status every 30 seconds, there's "Twitter" for a reason.
Logged off Facebook - Reason: I was bored.
After 5 minutes, Logged in Facebook - Reason: I'm bored!
We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook.
We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time!
If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now!