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Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in!

If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you'll also vanish like:
Rakhi Sawant
Dolly Bindra
Raja Choudhary
Sambhavna Seth
Himesh Reshamiya and
Poonam Pandey

Now don't ask me "Who are they?"

Girl's status on Facebook:
Feeling Sad;
81 Comments;
Guy's status:
Committing Suicide;
2 likes and 1 comment which reads;
Dude who's gonna use your bike now?

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Definition of Success:
It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.

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Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!

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At times, I have the urge to comment "No one gives a shit" on someone's Facebook status!

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Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed

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Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!

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Dear GIRLS,
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!

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Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!