We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.
Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?
Facebook:
The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments!
I am planning to change my name on Facebook to 'dis', so that when I 'Like' some 'Post' by stupid people, it shows as being DisLiked by me!
I add everyone I hate to my Facebook, so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death.
What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life?
When nobody likes your
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Facebook status!
There are 2 types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments;
And the other are
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MEN!
My goal in life to be like the people who seem:
As happy as on Facebook;
As intelligent as on Twitter;
As beautiful as on Instagram;
And as competent as on Linkedln!
Don't Facebook your problems...
Face them instead!
Why is Facebook such a hit? Because it works on the principle that "People are more interested in others life than their own"!
Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.
Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!