There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!
My ex-boyfriend's Facebook status said, "Suicidal and standing on the edge".
So I poked him.
It's a Facebook status and not a diary. Please learn the difference!
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably 'Unfriend' me!
If you want to cry, please use someone's shoulder or tissue, and not your Facebook status!
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt.
So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, you can safely blame it on Facebook.
Soon Christian weddings will be performed like this:
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Priest: Congrats! You are now husband and wife. You may now Poke the bride. And please don't forget to Tag me in the wedding pics.
Facebook does not ruin relationships.
Relationships ruin Facebook!