Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
Facebook is like a refrigerator. One opens it every few minutes just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not!
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status!
You need a lion's heart to reject a girl's request
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on Facebook!
Twitter is for the people you've never met;
Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget.
The three most common lies on the internet:
1. I have read and agreed to the "Terms of Service".
2. Status: Offline.
3. Yes, I am over 18.
Say it on my face, not through your status.
Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met;
And Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
Dear Twitter,
You cured my Facebook addiction!
Thanks!