Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.
Google took my memory. Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy fucking my spellings!
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Dear Facebook,
You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.
Sincerely,
MySpace.
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Who says, "One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?"
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I did it many a time.
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.
I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.
Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.