Studies show that friends who like "My Posts" have an above average IQ!
Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.
Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!
Always wake up early. It gives you fresh ideas. Share them with your FaceBook friends and go to sleep!
Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!
Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.
Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Priscilla Chan changes her status from 'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.
Facebook Tip:
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
Let them know that you're better off without them!
If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!