I don't always have a cool FaceBook status. But when I do, some relative of mine ruins it with a lame comment.
Why do people say to me, "You're always on FaceBook?" How do they know exactly? Could it be because they are too?
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can on FaceBook.
Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
The 'Poke' option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a 'Punch' option?
Just before hanging the convict, the judge askd the prisoner, "Any last wish?"
Convict: Yes, I want to update my Facebook status as 'Dead'.
Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.
In the next 20-30 years, one of the hardest things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail, FaceBook, Twitter, et al., that hasn`t already been taken.
Advantage of being a Man:
You don't get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine's Day.
Sirish Kunder status update from "Got Married to" to "Got Slapped".