God does not have a Blackberry but He is my favourite contact. He does not have Facebook but He is my favourite friend & He does not have Twitter but I follow Him.
I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out.
There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE.
Karl Marx was wrong. Religion is not the opiate of the masses. FaceBook and Twitter are.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you're nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI`
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No need 2 understand, just enjoy it.
I failed my driver`s test. The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?` I said, `I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook`.