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Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

Facebook keeps suggesting me: 'FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW'.
But when I try adding someone, it says, 'Do YOU KNOW HIM?'
Isn't it height of non-sense!

If something cool happens and you don't share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?

Notice on a Public Building: In case of fire, exit the building b4 Tweeting about it or putting it on the wall.

We are WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

Son 2 his Mom: Mom you know na. I love you a lot. But sorry Mom, I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook.

It`s raining, it`s pouring. Facebook is really getting boring!

Do you want to make more money from FaceBook? It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings, Deactivate your account and go to work!

Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment but no one's gonna solve them.
Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!

Facebook Fever!
A man posted his status as: `Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight`
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17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.