Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind.
Facebook should have options WHO CARES along with LIKE.
It should also add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK along with POKE.
Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`
God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`
Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`
God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`
FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a...
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V
Boy : Do you love me?
Girl: Yeah..I love you.
Boy starts running..
Girl: Hey! Where are u going?
Boy: Updating Facebook status !!!
To every girl suffering from many friends' request on Facebook:
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Put your real picture!.
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!
Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!
Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers.
The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords!