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FB Ke Naye 3 Bandar:
Bura Mat Like Karo
Bura Mat Comment Karo
Bura Mat Share Karo!

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Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai
Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..

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Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.
Someone: Bhai 750?
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!

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If a hot & sexy girl sends you a Friend Request on FaceBook, reject 'him'!

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FB Pe Fake ID Banaane Walo:
Tum Ladki Toh Ban Gaye Par Tumhare Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai...
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Tum Kabhi Maa Nahi Ban Paoge!

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There are two types of broken people:
1. Who cry alone in darkness.
2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!

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Unbelievable Fact:
Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go to a GYM without updating it on Facebook!

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Liking your own picture on FB is like putting your hand on your back and smelling your own fart!

I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like:
I Facebooked You!

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Facebook shall also have UnFamily option!