Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook!
What if I told you, we all have problems. It's just... some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook!
Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture!
Remember, when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them.
Now, they put everything online and get mad when people don't read and like it!
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to fear time: write.
How to waste time: Social Media!
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status!
Those who read my messages are intelligent;
Those who 'like' them are real genius;
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook!