
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!

If traveling was free you'd never see me again!

Disease: Idiotitis
Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious.
Best defense: Slap and run!

This is not fair,
How could you do this?
Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole channel on your name and didn't tell even me?
Animal Planet!

Don't like me?
Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!

You're Silly
You're Sil
You're S
You're
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You
You're
You're S
You're Sti
You're Still
You're Still Si
You're Still Silly!

Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!

Do you like the way I am?
Or should I ask God to improve your taste?

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!
Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed
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If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!