Hey friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs you, after all!
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity!
If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony!
Some people just need a hug... with my hands around their neck!
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... it's really a pity that I do not love animals!
I must be a 'Proctologist' because I get to work with assholes!
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'Okay'!
Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."
I replied, "20 x 0 = 0!"