I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet!
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!
Ultimate Insult:
A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi! What are you doing?
Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!
Most people have 5 senses;
Some people have 6 senses;
But you are blessed with 7 senses;
And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar!
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar!
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying!
If I gave a sh*t, you'd be the first person I'd give it to!