My attitude is a result of your actions. So if you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you're unarmed!
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favour of abortion!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you a worst advice!
It's not that I hate you. It's just that if you caught fire, I'd roast marshmallows!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed!
I don't regret burning the bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them!
Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help but fantasize about kicking in your face!
That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. I, therefore shall not laugh!