Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Let it be very clear to you - the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!

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I don't hate you. I'm simply not excited about your existence in my life!

I didn't get your message because I deleted it without reading!

Some people leave a mark on this world. You'll probably leave a stain!

Let me know if I say anything that offends you, I might want to offend you again later!

You remind me of my chinese friend... Ug Lee!

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason!

You are so cute, just a second, don't misunderstand.
Cute means:
C-Creating.
U-Useless.
T-Troubles.
E-Everywhere.