I love everyone.
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I'd love to punch in the face!
You're:
the jelly to my burger;
the knife to my soup;
the glitter to my sushi;
And the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is, you're worthless!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Women like smart, caring, driven men with a good sense of humor because opposites attract.
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a**!
The day I get my driving license is the day you 'accidentally' get hit by a car.
I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you a number of times.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life
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avoiding you!