Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly... Gently...

B***h! I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy;
A bird can kiss a butterfly;
The rising sun can kiss the grass;
But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!

Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?
This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!

Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.

sms

I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;
So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.