Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot!
Most people have 5 senses.
But you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is...
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Non - Sense!
I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
I love the sound you make when you shut up!
Finally, I have figured out the reason that why I look so bad in photos.
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It's my face!
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere!
I was taught to think before I act. So when I slap you, just know that I thoroughly thought about it first!