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Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...
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now they call me - ugly and poor!

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Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today because you've been
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always ugly!

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Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!

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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ!

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Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!

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Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!

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You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!

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There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!

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I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!

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There's nothing like inner beauty. If you're ugly, you're ugly. That's it!