Happy that I live in a world with Facebook.
Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!
You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone...
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That's common sense leaving your body!
Did you know?
If you jump from Mt. Everest, it takes 53 seconds to reach to The Heaven!
Some people walked out of my life and made it better.
Others I kicked out and made it freaking fantastic!
I need to get on medication...
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So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it the most never use it!
OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!
You should pull weird faces in photos, because...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I would love to punch in the face!
I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!