To the people who hate me:
Dear Haters,
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
Insult:
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
Boy: Really, why?
Girl: Because you are really ugly!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Sorry I didn't text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Talking about me behind my back?
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
Boy: You're like a coin.
Girl: Awwww, valuable?
Boy: No, two faced!