Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
Donkey:.....
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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
No Calls
No Messages
No Letters
No Visits
No Missed Calls
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
Most people have 5 senses.
But you are blessed with 6 senses.
And that extra sense is
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NON-SENSE!
Insult Ki Hadh:
Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?
Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.
Girl: BF Nahi Hai.
Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light;
I am Coke you are Sprite.
I am Sawan you are Badal;
I am Normal you are Pagal.
I am Water you are Tanki;
I am Tarzan you are Monkey!
Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck!
I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!
I don't react doesn't mean I didn't notice!