A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!
Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today
because you've been
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always ugly!
There are 1,013,913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help!
I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!
I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!