You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!
When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!
Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!
There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!
I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you!
There comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
That time has come for me and I want to make you smile for the rest of my life!
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!
There's nothing like inner beauty. If you're ugly, you're ugly. That's it!