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You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!

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When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!

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Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!

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There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!

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I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!

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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you!

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There comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
That time has come for me and I want to make you smile for the rest of my life!

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May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!

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Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!

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There's nothing like inner beauty. If you're ugly, you're ugly. That's it!