Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life!
If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!
Happy that I live in a world with Facebook.
Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!
After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!
You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone...
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That's common sense leaving your body!
Did you know?
If you jump from Mt. Everest, it takes 53 seconds to reach to The Heaven!
My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!
Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!