MSG Censor Certification:
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
PK creating records in India.
VK creating records in Australia.
All credit goes to Anushka Sharma!
Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha...
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Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai,
Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai?
Need urgent help:
Please suggest me what should I do?
PK Dekhu?
Dekh Ke Piyun?
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
Teacher: Get out of the Class.
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.
Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you!
Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.
Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
Alia: Tata Sky!