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Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!

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If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!

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Irony of life:
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!

Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!

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After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?

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Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!

Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;
But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!

Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!

A 100 meter sprint was about to begin.
The Starter said 1... 2... 3... GO!
Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
Starter: Why didn't you run?
Alia: My number is 4!

Secret revealed about Aamir Khan's PK poster:
The poor soul went to relieve himself at the railway track and the National Anthem started playing on the radio!