Bank Official: We'ready to give you personal loan without interest.
Alia Bhatt: If you simply have no interest, I don't need your bloody loan!
India Box Office Collections:
Dhoom 3 - 260 Crore
Krrish 3 - 245 Crore
Chennai Express - 208 Crore
Kick - 183 Crore
Suzzane's Kick - 400 Crore
Suzanna - Hrithik Divorce:
Women can even leave a person with Greek God's looks for Money!
God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!
Then:
Sabeer Bhatia: Hotmail parted for 400 Crore!
Now:
Susanne Khan: Hotmale parted for 400 Crore!
While filing the IT Return, Alia to her CA: Can I claim 80% of my Cafe Coffee Day expenditures under section 80CCD?
CA is contemplating surrendering his certificate!
Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Hey Celina Jaitley,
Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
Regards
Aia Bhatt
RIP
Zohra Sehgal
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)