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We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!

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Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?

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Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!

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Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!

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What is Karma?
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
This is return of Karma!

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The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!

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Agar Arbaaz Khan Ka Case Salman Khan Ka Lawyer Ladhe Toh Betting Toh Kya Woh Yeh Prove Kar Dega Ki IPL Ke Matches Hi Nahi Hue The!

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When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar.
#Octobermovie

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Ek Tha Tiger - 2012
Tiger Zinda Hai - 2017
Tiger Jail Mein Hai - 2018!

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'Padmaavat' is the biggest suspense movie ever.
You never know until the end of the movie who will die - Khilji, Ratan Singh, Padmavati or the audience or the theatre owner!