Sanjay Leela Bhansali directing Akshay Kumar for his next film on Rasikbhai the guy who invented the revolutionary herbal digestive 'Kaayam Churna'.
And the title of the film is... 'PAADNAMAT'!
Itna Pareshan Toh Maine Bhi Nahi Kiya Tha Padmavati Ko.
Yours lovingly,
Alauddin Khalji
As 'Padmavat' and 'PadMan' both releasing on the same date, it is first of a kind that two 'period' films releasing on the same day!
Naming his next movie ZERO is a smart move by Shah Rukh Khan.
He'll get free publicity throughout the year by petrol pump attendants who'll say 'Sir ZERO Dekhna'!
Yeh Bundle Filmon Ka Bahut Fayda Hai.
Theatre Mein Aap So Bhi Jao Toh Aap Ko Koi Disturb Nahi Karta!
Indian Movies Logic:
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone. Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!
In Padmavati:
Shahid carries the role of a gracious king.
Ranveer carries the role of a fearless warrior.
Deepika carries a Tanishq jewellery showroom!
Salman Khan will be the lead actor in Race 3. Finally, Bollywood is getting its casting right!
#HitandRun
Shahrukh Khan called on customer care:
Shahrukh Khan: Hello, Mera Net Nahi Chal Raha.
Executive: Aapki Toh Movies Bhi Nahi Chal Rahi, Sir!
Meanwhile, Sanjay Dutt issued a statement this morning...
"Mujhe Sirf Pyaar Se Baba Bolte Hain"!