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Sanjay Leela Bhansali directing Akshay Kumar for his next film on Rasikbhai the guy who invented the revolutionary herbal digestive 'Kaayam Churna'.
And the title of the film is... 'PAADNAMAT'!

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Itna Pareshan Toh Maine Bhi Nahi Kiya Tha Padmavati Ko.
Yours lovingly,
Alauddin Khalji

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As 'Padmavat' and 'PadMan' both releasing on the same date, it is first of a kind that two 'period' films releasing on the same day!

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Naming his next movie ZERO is a smart move by Shah Rukh Khan.
He'll get free publicity throughout the year by petrol pump attendants who'll say 'Sir ZERO Dekhna'!

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Yeh Bundle Filmon Ka Bahut Fayda Hai.
Theatre Mein Aap So Bhi Jao Toh Aap Ko Koi Disturb Nahi Karta!

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Indian Movies Logic:
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone. Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!

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In Padmavati:
Shahid carries the role of a gracious king.
Ranveer carries the role of a fearless warrior.
Deepika carries a Tanishq jewellery showroom!

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Salman Khan will be the lead actor in Race 3. Finally, Bollywood is getting its casting right!
#HitandRun

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Shahrukh Khan called on customer care:
Shahrukh Khan: Hello, Mera Net Nahi Chal Raha.
Executive: Aapki Toh Movies Bhi Nahi Chal Rahi, Sir!

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Meanwhile, Sanjay Dutt issued a statement this morning...
"Mujhe Sirf Pyaar Se Baba Bolte Hain"!