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Indian Movies:
1974 - ROTI
1982 - ANGOOR
1982 - NAMKEEN
2005 - CHOCOLATE
2006 - SANDWICH
2009 - ALOO CHAT
2012 - BARFI
2017 - TOILET
KITNE Saal Lag Gaye Pet Saaf Hone Mein!

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Latest status update:
"Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!

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Popcorn's sale during Baahubali show just crossed Abhishek Bachchan's all his films total collection!

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Priyanka Chopra after returning from the USA: Get my Khakee
Assistant: What?
Priyanka: My khakee, khakee...
Assistant: But you're already wearing it.
Priyanka: Gaadi Ki Chaabi Maang Rahi Hun!

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Varun: Do you know about GST?
Alia: Yes.
Good night,
Sweet dreams
Take care!

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Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!

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Aamir Khan School of Child Psychology & Career Planning:
3 Idiots: Let your child become what He or She wants to become.
Dangal: Make your child what you want him or her to become.
Taare Zameen Par: It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere.
Lagta Hai Koi PK Hamari Firki Le Raha Hai!

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Bengali: Dongle Dekha Kya?
Friend: Abe Yaha Free WiFi Hai... Login Karle. Dongle Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Bengali: Udi Baba Dongle... Dongle... Aumir Khon Wola Dongle!

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Aamir Khan's daughters in Dangal should show him 3 Idiots so that he stops forcing his daughters to become wrestlers just to fulfill his dreams!

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The impact of DeMonetisation - Both have to wear the same saree!