Where do you find the most homely, beautiful & obedient wives of this world?
Karan Johar's movies!
Hrithik Roshan was practicing being blind for long so that he could do well in 'Kaabil' or else why would he sign movies like Mohenjo Daro!
After 'Mangal' and 'Dangal', Aamir Khan's next movie will be 'Hangal' - the biopic of AK Hangal!
Pink Effect:
Teacher: Homework Kiya?
Pappu: Na!
Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?
Pappu: "Na" Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai!
I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?
Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!
Varun: What is GST?
Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!
Best line I've heard today:
There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch!
Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali!
Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?
Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!